Do You Like Robots?

Just having a second go of Mercenaries 2: World in Flames. Last time I borrowed it from somewhere that required money per night. This time a friend has leant it to me. 

So far I've had the random thought that this game needs Mechwarriors. It's not like it'd trim down the all important subtly. Just feels like it's been too long since I've played a giant robot smashing up a cityscape. Do they even still make those sort of games? It could well be one of those things that died in the nineties.

Sequels A'hoy

Seems the best we can hope for in the year of video games are sequels. Max Payne 3, Mass Effect 2 and Bioshock 2 are all in the making, and will almost definitely be picked up by me. 

I'm kind of missing getting stuck into a new series though, I remember when I first bought my xbox Mass Effect and Bioshock were shiny new things I had no idea what to expect from. However, their respective sequels look as though they're still maintaining a degree of innovation, not just churning out the same game with a new face and minus a few bugs. Bioshock 2 has us playing as a Big Daddy, and the Mass Effect 2 trailer *spoilers* suggested that our beloved Commander hasn't survived the sequel gap. My piece of wild speculation is that you're now playing as Shepard's kid. That'd further contextualize the sex scene if nothing else.

The (Geekier) Odd Couple - the Gamer and the Mac

So my old PC was one of the many casualties of The week my everything broke, and in the name of more artistic endeavors, I bought a MacBook. 

I guess this makes me an exclusively console gamer, which I’m Ok with. I’ve nearly replaced my entire PC game collection with console versions. I even found a PS2 version of Deus Ex. Now I’m just missing Bioshock and Unreal Tournament III, the latter of which I didn’t play much anyway but it could be fun once I get more into Xbox LIVE. I did notice that Oblivion took a massive graphical downgrade from PC to 360, but that’s probably not a fair criticism considering my old graphics card weighed more than my new laptop.

The only upcoming non-console title that I could be convinced to give a shit about is Diablo III, and Blizzard have a long history of catering to a turtle-necked mac crowd who game when nobody’s watching.

I’m not sure if I’ve lost or gained artistic cred, as there was something gritty and underground about editing comics on a desktop PC with pirated software.

Short Rant - Halo Wars

So I just picked up my new Xbox 360 and everything works the way it should (touches wood). It was $11 cheaper to buy it with Halo Wars, which trades in for about $85 if I bring it back before Wednesday. I haven’t been into Real Time Strategy games since Warcraft III and I'm not a fan of Halo, but I was intrigued enough by an RTS designed specifically for console controls to not trade it in straight away.

After trying out the first few levels last night, I plan to trade Halo Wars in today. It has the same main problem that I've had with most RTSs in that I spent most of the game just watching numbers get bigger. The action system isn't worth much, most battles can be won just by selecting all your troops and clicking on the opposite side of the map. The cutscenes are beautifully rendered, but a little perplexing in that they mostly involve watching ground level gunfights. Basically serving to show the player what they'd probably rather be doing.

The building system is inventive enough and disproved my theory that RTS games haven't changed at all since their conception. Resources are handled automatically by structures, so you don't have peons or SCVs or Tiberium Harvesters to shake your impatient power of god fist at but it's still fucking boring.

I suppose if you're into RTSs this is an imaginative take on the genre and not just copy pasted from a much more functional PC version. Me, I'm going to see if any of the city EB stores have Left 4 Dead.